This is a multi fail. This means that there were too many fails in one discussion board post to warrant separate fails, so they're all here for you to see.
Fail #1:
Comment: No, dust is made out of US. WE are made from many varying chemicals and elements.
Spider's retort: And Adam was initially formed from dust.
Fail #2:
Comment: How does this make Eve being created from his rib any less ridiculous?
Spider's retort: Scientists have cloned sheep from 1 cell. I don't consider it to be a huge stretch to believe God could make woman from a rib.
Fail #3:
Comment: You still believe that a talking snake existed at some point.
Spider's retort: I believe Satan presented himself as a talking snake, at least.
Fail #4:
Comment: Jesus was a zombie. A resurrected dead body is precisely the same as a re-animated one. Flesh eating or not, Jesus was a corpse brought from the dead. If I recall, one of his disciples even put his hands in his wounds.
Spider's retort (by far the best): They are synonyms, but not the same.
BWA HA HA! Zombie Jesus. lol
-Erin
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