Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Baby Hate FAIL

I think you forget that many evolutionists believe the baby is not alive until sometime after it's born. They call it a "zygote" which is another name for "worthless mass of biological material not worth saving by someone who hates babies."

Yeah. You're right - that's exactly what atheists think. Zygote is definitely not a scientific word for a cell that is formed when two gametes join from sexual reproduction. It means "kill me atheists".  *facepalm*


Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Modification FAIL

Original Creationist's comment:
So you are unable to furnish an observed example of a mutation creating a new relevant beneficial structrire

My response:
Maniraptoran arms modified into bird wings. You think evolution can do something that it can't. It's changes in EXISTING genetic materials. Why would you think a crocodile would grow a wing? That's not how evolution works. Why do you think evolution via a single mutation would give you a, as you say, "relevant beneficial structrire"? Is your comprehension of evolution so poor? No wonder you rant and rave against the evolution that lives in your mind - it IS quite silly compared to the real thing.

Another creationist's response:
bacteria don't have wings.


Friday, February 15, 2013

Nature FAIL

evolution occurs only in biology. nature has nothing to do with it

Can't get much more wrong than that...


Monday, February 11, 2013

Assumption FAIL

Wow. How sad "science" has become. And these folks have a problem with the Bible?? Evolution, the big-bang hoax, extra-terrestrials, etc. These bogus beliefs violate the most basic of scientific tenets - demonstrable and provable. Yet, in their arrogance, the scientific community puts forth hypotheses on what occurred billions of years ago as if they could possibly know. Just as the Bible says in Psalm 15 and Psalm 43 - "The fool has said in his heart, There is no God."

This assumes that all people that accept observable reality aren't religious - which is not correct. A lot of them are - they just don't see hoaxes, they see amazing handiwork of their God(s). *shrug*  But - a quote I saw last week sums it up: if you keep trying to put God in the spaces that science hasn't explained God will keep getting smaller and smaller...


Understanding FAIL

Posted in response to article, "Rat-Size Ancestor Said to Link Man and Beast":

I came from my parents. They look a lot like me.

Yeah - clearly they were just referencing a single generation in this article. You understand evolution so well.


Thursday, February 7, 2013

Another Ray Comfort FAIL

Sir Isaac Newton (the Father of Science) used the word "senseless" when speaking of atheism. After speaking with thousands who believe as you do, I have come to the conclusion that atheism is more than senseless. For example, how about you make me a hummingbird, from nothing? You had better make two, because you will need both male and female for them to be able to reproduce. You could start by making a tiny brain, matching eyes, a heart, a liver, two legs, and matching wings that flap faster than the eye can see. You will also need to put “life” into the bird, so that the inanimate machine you have made can think for itself and fly. Isn’t it true that you don’t have a clue where to begin? Yet, as an atheist, you believe (and so does Richard Dawkins) that nothing made it from nothing. That is both scientifically impossible and ludicrous. To be honest, I'm intellectually embarrassed to be of the same species as those who believe such things.

*Sigh*  What they don't know is that there isn't anyone that believes the things that creationists assume into evolution. 


Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Mercury FAIL

birds living in and around mercury act gay, scientists confirm.....vaccines have had mercury in them for decades and the number of vaccines is ever-increasing as the years pass; there's been an explosion of gay over the past 30 years. just coincidence in your mind? is this not worth testing? scientists screw around test all kinds of unnecessary crap -- why not this?

Can you believe that there's a group of people out there that still think you can catch homosexuality by touching a doorknob?


Monday, February 4, 2013

Cancer FAIL

...the chemo probably zapped his immune system, which means he'll be helpless if the cancer comes back.

So wait - if our immune system goes down - we get cancer? Because our immune system can't fight it off? Wow.


Vaccinations FAIL

First, when we’re born, Big Science puts us on a regiment of fake vaccinations; vaccinations which are highly toxic and probably result in all kinds of diseases like autism, adhd, and homosexuality and other disorders.

Yeah - he just said, "homosexuality" is caused by vaccinations, and it's a disease.  *headdesk*


Smallpox FAIL

smallpox was cured by a small-town doctor who learned to rub cowpox scabs on sick patients.....all I'm saying is that it doesn't take a Ph.D for this.... a monkey could have learned to prevent smallpox.

I think a monkey could figure out that most things Creationists argue are only worth flinging.