Figuring it Out WIN!

Though this Young Earth Creationist isn't putting themselves as the subject of this statement...I put him/her there.

Obviously, seriously deluded people think that those people who oppose them are seriously deluded. That goes without saying.

Yep. Goes without saying that people that thing the world is 10,000 years old, or less, are deluded. Yep. Goes without saying, though we've both said it. Twice.

-Erin

Atheist FAIL

Atheists as well have a personal awareness of God when they feel guilt for something wrong which they have done. When they rage against God in their fervour to prove him non-existent. It is said that the most ardent believers in God are the communist atheists who would get together in anti-God meetings to bolster one anothers non-belief in the face of the ever present and inescapable presence of God. 

Ummm...nope! 

-Erin

Those Words Just FAIL

A Christian has 100% proof because he has the faith of God, which the scripture describes as being the EVIDENCE of things not seen.

Wait - proof because of faith? Well...those two words don't mean the same thing. Evidence unseen? Well...then it's not evidence, is it? Hmm. I don't think those words mean what YOU think they mean.

-Erin

Calibre FAIL

"I don't need to know my science to take on a scientist of any calibre."

I don't spell-check the posts...that's how he/she left it.

-Erin

Native American FAIL

Posted by SuperSport at CARM.

Sport: American's have never mass slaughtered innocents.

Response: My Apache great, great grandmother would beg to differ as her family was killed by Americans in the 1880s.

Sport's response: they (meaning indians in general) should have never started attacking people with their bows and arrows; they should have expected some sort of response, no? If they would have been smart they'd have learned to live/get along with the newcomers to help form better societies..of coruse they couldn't do that because they weren't Christians.......so instead many of them just attacked, as non-Christians tend to do. They had to learn the hard way that when you act like an animal, you often get treated like one.

Glaciation FAIL

Posted on October 29th, 2012.

In response to someone mentioning glaciation events and the theory of the snowball earth:

Though to say that this controversial snowball earth existed before all know life forms? Your suggesting this snowball wiped out all life and then it started over again via evolution. Unless the earth was an asteroid flying threw space collecting frozen gas(basically becoming covered with ice) and then eventually being caught by our suns orbit/ and the ices melted forming gases and liquids? Those tropical glaciers would have to be composed of much more then water.

Yeah. The Earth was an asteroid flying through, wait, I'm sorry, THREW space.

This Creationist titled his thread "Evolution and Dinosaurs" and his or her opening post is entirely about questions regarding the Ice Age. No idea which Ice Age...just an Ice Age. His response to dinosaurs having nothing to do with the Ice Age:

I believe this big freeze may be the REAL reason the dinosaurs went extinct, and the primates finished off the rest of them. The asteroid theory is nonsense. I also beleive that the because of the earth's rotation, most of the earth's heat is drawn towards the equator. It is very unlikely the equator became frozen over solid. I'd say certain species survived(including the primates), and many specdies(like dinosaurs)became extinct whether it was lack of food, climate or they became prey.

Yeah. I'm thinking that this Creationist MIGHT think that all life existed at the same time. *sigh* The attempt to educate marches on.

-Erin

Water on Mars FAIL

Well, it's been far too long! Plenty of stupid Creationist nonsense has happened though, so I'm going to now have the time to post it for you all.

Posted at CARM on Sept 27th. Creationist: dad

Response to an article posted on the recent discover of stream evidence on Mars.

Yes, it is interesting to think how much water left the earth after the flood year! 

Facepalm.

-Erin

Platypus FAIL

Creationist: Twinc

Arguing for science: "Theory of evolution shows us that all animal life is related. Creationists deny it.

The fact that monotremes share mammalian, avian and reptilian characteristics is strong evidence that ToE is correct and is another nail in the coffin of creationism and "intelligent" design."

Twinc: this disproves rather than proves evolution - so everything evolved from the platypus,but what did the platypus evolve from?

headdesk

-Erin

Orbit FAIL

Creationist: Twinc (another geocentrist)

Scientist: how do geocentrists explain retrograde motion of the planets as they orbit the earth?

Twinc: it was done just to brunt the evolutionists,as also for the sun being created on the fourth day

Planet FAIL

Creationist: Strangelove

"The earth isn't a planet. Prove it. Prove to me that the earth wanders through space."

Painful, isn't it?

-Erin