Monday, January 9, 2012

Platypus FAIL

Creationist: Twinc

Arguing for science: "Theory of evolution shows us that all animal life is related. Creationists deny it.

The fact that monotremes share mammalian, avian and reptilian characteristics is strong evidence that ToE is correct and is another nail in the coffin of creationism and "intelligent" design."

Twinc: this disproves rather than proves evolution - so everything evolved from the platypus,but what did the platypus evolve from?

headdesk

-Erin

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Orbit FAIL

Creationist: Twinc (another geocentrist)

Scientist: how do geocentrists explain retrograde motion of the planets as they orbit the earth?


Twinc: it was done just to brunt the evolutionists,as also for the sun being created on the fourth day

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Planet FAIL

Creationist: Strangelove

"The earth isn't a planet. Prove it. Prove to me that the earth wanders through space."

Painful, isn't it?

-Erin

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

200th POST!

Creationist: Nouveau

He gets the prize for the 200th Fail of the Day! The odds were good that he'd be the one to do it. :)

Recap: Evolutionists can't explain bird migration. Why?

God tells the birds where to go. They follow instructions and arrive alive.

Yeah. He went there.

-Erin

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Grass FAIL

Posted at CARM on November 16th, 2011. Creationist: FormerlySaul

Cows will step over hay to get to grass, if left unmanipulated, cows eat grass yet produce milk, butter, cream etc and the greatest, a calf.. all from grass which has little if any nutritional value. Can you evo's explain how milk, butter, cream and yes even a calf are all created from just grass?

This guy doesn't know where babies come from - or that the byproduct of an animal doesn't have anything much to do with what they eat.

-Erin

Monday, October 31, 2011

Oral FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 30th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau.

OP made by another Creationist (Mustang47): (paraphrased)
Hey Darwinists, give me evidence for evolution and then tell me why I should believe it instead of the infallible word of God.

Nouveau:

It depends on what they call "science". Their oral traditions is blindness to observation.

There's nothing more believable that two people in a garden condemning humanity because someone ate some fruit when they got tricked by a talking snake.

-Erin

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Classification FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 27th, 2011. Creationist: Winner/Winfield

Scientist:
Are Chimps and Gorillas apes?

Winner/Winfield:
Apes in a sense that they had some similarities as we define apes.

Scientist:
Like what?

Winner/Winfield:
They had both feet, head, mouth, etc...

So...my friends cat: she's an ape. And so is my friends bird. And so is my brother. *facepalm*

-Erin