Monday, April 18, 2011

Grasshoppers FAIL

Posted at CARM on APril 18th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau

ME (Mountaineer_Elf):
Leviticus 11:20-22 states that grasshoppers are four-legged flying beasts that we are allowed to eat.

So my question is this to all the Biblical Literalists out there: are grasshoppers quadrupeds? Because according to the Bible...they are.

Nouveau:
The Lord will provide exceedingly abundantly above what we ask or think. God has blessed many grasshoppers with more than 4 legs.

Yeah. That's what he went with.

-Erin

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