Grasshoppers FAIL

Posted at CARM on APril 18th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau

ME (Mountaineer_Elf):

Leviticus 11:20-22 states that grasshoppers are four-legged flying beasts that we are allowed to eat.

So my question is this to all the Biblical Literalists out there: are grasshoppers quadrupeds? Because according to the Bible...they are.

Nouveau:

The Lord will provide exceedingly abundantly above what we ask or think. God has blessed many grasshoppers with more than 4 legs.

Yeah. That's what he went with.

-Erin

Religion 101

Posted at CARM on April 6th, 2011. Creationist: Dakotat5/Sinsanri

Non-Creationist:

As far as I know, NASA and science has not yet rejected the possibility that life may have evolved on Mars in earlier times, when it had more water and probably more atmosphere. Do you have some inside knowledge?

Life on other planets in our solar system may also be possible, but perhaps not probable. The evidence for planets around other stars is growing, but we do not yet have technology to detect earth-sized planets at about the right distance from their sum to support earth-like life. Again, what makes you so certain of your conclusion?

Dakotat5/Sinsanri:

Who cares? If it doesn't agree with the Bible then it is wrong.

And that is the true mentality of Creationists. If it doesn't agree with the Bible, then it's wrong. Like heliocentricism, deep time, and six-legged grasshoppers.

-Erin

Geocentricism FAIL

Posted at CARM on April 7th, 2011. Creationist: Strangelove

Scientist:

And just when we thought the denial of reality and abject religious lunacy in here had reached its peak, along comes a bona fide modern geocentrist into the fray.

Strangelove:

Jump in the air.

Did you land in a different spot?

No.

So you saying the Earth spins on its axis is denying reality.

HOORAY STUPIDITY!

Earth FAIL

Posted at CARM on April 6th, 2011. Creationist: Strangelove

NEWSFLASH

The Earth doesn't move.

Which pretty much blows evolution out of the water.

Response: Huh?

You heard me. The Earth does not spin on its axis neither does it orbit the sun.

Biblical and scientific Geocentrism budski.

Educate yourself.

Yeah. WE'RE the problems with education here.

-Erin

Person FAIL

Posted at CARM on April 5th, 2011. Creationist: Dakotat5/Sinsanri

There is an honest creation apologist. It's called the Bible.

I wasn't aware that the Bible was a person. Huh.

-Erin