Cancer FAIL

...the chemo probably zapped his immune system, which means he'll be helpless if the cancer comes back.

So wait - if our immune system goes down - we get cancer? Because our immune system can't fight it off? Wow.

-Erin

Vaccinations FAIL

First, when we’re born, Big Science puts us on a regiment of fake vaccinations; vaccinations which are highly toxic and probably result in all kinds of diseases like autism, adhd, and homosexuality and other disorders.

Yeah - he just said, "homosexuality" is caused by vaccinations, and it's a disease.  *headdesk*

-Erin

Smallpox FAIL

smallpox was cured by a small-town doctor who learned to rub cowpox scabs on sick patients.....all I'm saying is that it doesn't take a Ph.D for this.... a monkey could have learned to prevent smallpox.

I think a monkey could figure out that most things Creationists argue are only worth flinging.

-Erin

Endurance FAIL

Endurance is built not inherited. In fact newborns can't run. Period.

The facepalm needed for this post would place your hand through your skull. Do not attempt.

-Erin

Irony FAIL

So evolutionists are limited to their myths, legends and fairy tails and reject science and history.

Yeah. That's it...we're the ones with myth and legend.  lol

-Erin

Figuring it Out WIN!

Though this Young Earth Creationist isn't putting themselves as the subject of this statement...I put him/her there.

Obviously, seriously deluded people think that those people who oppose them are seriously deluded. That goes without saying.

Yep. Goes without saying that people that thing the world is 10,000 years old, or less, are deluded. Yep. Goes without saying, though we've both said it. Twice.

-Erin

Atheist FAIL

Atheists as well have a personal awareness of God when they feel guilt for something wrong which they have done. When they rage against God in their fervour to prove him non-existent. It is said that the most ardent believers in God are the communist atheists who would get together in anti-God meetings to bolster one anothers non-belief in the face of the ever present and inescapable presence of God. 

Ummm...nope! 

-Erin