Oral FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 30th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau.

OP made by another Creationist (Mustang47): (paraphrased)
Hey Darwinists, give me evidence for evolution and then tell me why I should believe it instead of the infallible word of God.

Nouveau:

It depends on what they call "science". Their oral traditions is blindness to observation.

There's nothing more believable that two people in a garden condemning humanity because someone ate some fruit when they got tricked by a talking snake.

-Erin

Classification FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 27th, 2011. Creationist: Winner/Winfield

Scientist:

Are Chimps and Gorillas apes?

Winner/Winfield:

Apes in a sense that they had some similarities as we define apes.

Scientist:

Like what?

Winner/Winfield:

They had both feet, head, mouth, etc...

So...my friends cat: she's an ape. And so is my friends bird. And so is my brother. *facepalm*

-Erin

Astronomy FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 26th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau.

Nouveau is logging a LOT of hours on CARM...and he's fairly retarded when it comes to science. So...here's yet another example.

What does astrology or even astronomy do to explain a long necked giraffe.
Do these astrologers read stars and see that as adding info to the genome?

Yikes. This is in response to a rebuttal of their concept of Creation of a young universe 6,000 years ago...not evolution. Clearly. Good to know he still can't read.

-Erin

backbone FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 25th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau

Did apes have a backbone or did they have vertabrae?

Yup. He just asked that.

-Erin

Pottery FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 25th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau

pottery has been around a long time. The early evos sacrificed to the gods of Molech. Firstborn stuffed into an urn or large pot and sacrificed. Today we have abortion from the evo movement. Pottery shows a history of false religions.

Umm...evolutionary science was around with the Phoenicians? Huh...didn't know that. And I didn't know pottery is evidence for a false religion. Tool.

-Erin

Terrestrial FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 21st, 2011 (Rapture day). Creationist: Mustang47

"Evos expect people to believe their lies. they also expect me to believe that terrestrial fish walked on land."

How dare we suggest that terrestrial animals walked on land. HOW DARE WE?!

-Erin

Lung FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 11th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau.

I am waiting to see footprints from fishies that have newly formed legs and lungs. Another implicit evo hoax.

My response: Lungs don't make footprints.

-Erin