Star FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 14th, 2010. Creationist: Dad.

Here is a series of posts by Dad. Just...read and enjoy.

Stars will fall to earth. Says the bible. A third of them. How big could they be??

Mt 24:29 -Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
Re 6:13 -And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
Re 12:4 -And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth

how big could they really be if they fall to earth?

(In response to "you don't know what a star is): Why don't you tell us then, and give an example of one a million ly or more away?

If stars are composed of more than, or other than physical only material, your scenario is trashed. How many little demons falling to earth would boil the seas??

Someone responds. Here are Dad's replies to the post.

"Stars show distinctive gravitational effects, and we can look at their composition from a distance"

Example of these 'gravitational' effects? You guys are one piece of work, Hawking credits present gravity with no less than creation.

"Like our own sun, they are composed of a great amount of matter, much of it in a plasma state."

Let's see the evidence for that claim. Story telling.

"Both their mass and energy output can be measured quite well, and of course their distance with different tools."

great, so measure all that for Alpha Centauri.

"Even assuming a bare minimum in size - and with marble-mass stars i'm being incredibly intensely careful - you're talking about an incredible event. Actual stars of any size falling on earth is really not worth calculating, since any single one would destroy the planet many times over already."

False. Not if they are not physical.

Alrighty then. Chalk up Astronomy as another scientific discipline that most YEC's don't know JACK about.

-Erin

WARNING - Agenda WORSE than Atheist's!

Every action these days is agenda based, everyone knows that. When an atheist is talking about freedom from religion - you know they're peddling their agenda and attempting to rule the world. Let's not even get into the Gay Agenda or the Left Agenda.

Why has no one mentioned or questioned the Dino Agenda? Everyone knows that avian dinosaurs (birds) were imparted with the Dino Agenda at the end of the Cretaceous Period. Right? You haven't? Well, allow me to educate you.

In layman terms it's a branch off of the Evolutionist Agenda located somewhere on the left side of the Agendosphere, as placed by the right wing Agenda Signer Squad, also known as the A.S.S..

Shrouded in secrecy since the Maastrichtian, where the first organized mammals split into left wing/right wing societies which caused the dinosaurs some concern, little has leaked out about the Agenda they subsequently created. Whispers through Area 51 and secret military bases have made their way onto conspiracy theory websites and forums, the informants usually found some days later with what appears to be an abnormal amount of pecking and talon-tearing around the eyes, ears and mouth - clearly a symbolic killing from the avian descendants of the original Dino Agenda creators that signifies "you were too close to the truth".

Here's what I know of this "Dino Agenda". Know that I am risking my very LIFE to inform you of this new threat to our security and our future.

It's interpreted to suggest that some time in the future, likely around the close of the year 2012, dinosaurs will have been so entrenched in the education system through the study of fossilization in the lower grades and the subsequent paleontologists and geologists that will arise from a passion implanted at such a young age that the process of finding and studying fossils will have, for more than 200 years, kept the higher functioning mammals busy and distracted. Distracted enough for them not to notice that the 2012 presidential candidate will be 1/1,999th theropoda.

Once placed into office, the new president will reinstate the descendants of the dinosaurs (birds) as the leaders of the country and eventually the world, causing a rise of non-avian dinosaur uprisings across the globe. Ruling the planet like their ancestors, they will finally strip the mammals of their status that they had become far too prideful of in the last 65 million years.

So you see that there is some concern over this "Dino Agenda". It may indeed surpass the Gay Agenda and Atheist Agenda combined. Let us unite against the some odd 9,000-10,000 species of Dino Agenda descendants and supporters and put a STOP to the education of prehistoric life in the lower grades around the world. YOU TOO can help this cause!

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-Erin

Pwn FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 7th, 2010. Creationist: Eag.

She is displaying her misunderstanding and refusal to correct interpretation of the gamer word Pwn, or pwned (sometimes pwn3d).

Eag: Pawn is a legitimate spelling of pwn. Makes more sense too.

NO IT'S NOT! GAH! THE STUPIDITY!

-Erin

Weather FAIL

Posted at CARM on OCtober 5th, 2010. Creationist: Sport.

Topic: the weather cycle and whether or not it requires prayer for it to rain/snow.

Atheist: we have a pretty good grip on the weather by now - no miracles involved.

Sport: oh really. start at the sub atomic particles in the sky and work up. you can also explain to me how the water evaporates and forms clouds. I'd like to hear this.

Didn't Mrs. Jones in the 3rd grade teach you about the water cycle?

-Erin