Dinosaur FAIL

Posted at CARM on May 25th, 2010. Poster: North.

He made this comment in regards to something he said "dinosaurs couldn't have existed".

[North] no. thier mass and the spin of the earth would have made walking whale creatures immpossible

-Erin.

Evolution WIN!

Posted at CARM on May 24th, 2010. Atheist: Coke.

[ChristianH] Micro Evolution, right?
[R.E.] Define "micro evolution?"
[Coke] Where Horses don't give birth to dolphins.

BRILLIANT! LOL!

-Erin

Plague FAIL

Posted at CARM on May 24th, 2010. Christian: J

[NA]: I wonder if E. Coli will make it to heaven.

[J]: no, plagues wont make it

E-coli is a plague?

-Erin

Language FAIL

Posted at CARM on May 24th, 2010. Creationist: RD.

[RD] a.s.d.f do youknow why and how the 'speach gene ' only stayed with the Huminoid lines and with no other animals ?

Now...I don't actually know if there's a "speech gene". But...I'm inclined to believe that there isn't any more than there's a "cursing gene" or an "accent gene".

-Erin

Saved Fail

Posted at CARM in the chat room on May 21st, 2010. Calvinist: Elect.

[Mountaineer_Elf] Elect: I didn't say there was I simply asked if you could kill babies and not ask forgiveness and still go to heaven, and you said yes.

[His_Elect] correct.

WHAT?!

-Erin