Gay Marriage FAIL

Posted at CARM in the chat room. Creationist: B. Topic: same-sex marriage. Mountaineer_Elf is me.

[Bahama] Mountaineer_Elf then i am being discriminated because of my beliefs
[Mountaineer_Elf] bahama: lol!
[Mountaineer_Elf] I actually laughed out loud at that one!
[Mountaineer_Elf] that was good
[Bahama] in some sense its true
[Mountaineer_Elf] I'm gonna save it.
[Bahama] think about it
[Mountaineer_Elf] bahama in NO sense does some one in Connecticut marrying their same sex partner discriminate you because of your religion. ha ha ha
[Bahama] im being discriminated because i cant enforce my views on the public society in a democratic system to uphold laws

That's not descrimination, nerd. Democratic society means you don't have your right to FORCE your view. But you can have one. Nerd.

-Erin

Condensation FAIL

Posted at CARM on July 20th. Creationist DW.

Posted in response to his thread of "how many creatures have evolved in 500 years from leaving other species". THe question he is smart assing an answer (poorly) to is "how long are you allowing for this evolution to take place?"

I am always impressed when one feels the need to speak with such condensention, it is always very informative of who the speaker really is.

Nice. Water condensing on a surface due to evaporation has nothing to do with this conversation.

-Erin

Book FAIL

Posted at CARM on July 5th, 2010. Creationist: Bob.

Bob says that the Trinity isn't Biblical. I proved him wrong using only verses from the bible. When I confronted him, this is what he had to say:

[Mountaineer_Elf] Bob: I debunked oneness already.
[Bob] no you didnt
[Bob] you just copy and paste
[Mountaineer_Elf] Bob: I copy and pasted from the BIBLE
[Bob] elfy you didnt debunk anything at all, you just pasted some things from a book
[Mountaineer_Elf] bob: LMAO
[Mountaineer_Elf] from a book

Ha ha ha. The bible is just a book when it proves you wrong, eh?

-Erin

History FAIL

Posted in the chat room at CARM on June 30th, 2010. Creationist: Shot.

Paraphrased because his argument was retarded:
"You cannot prove history happened"

-Erin

Slavery FAIL

Posted at CARM on June 18th, 2010. Creationist: HE.

HE: American slavery, and Egypian Slavery -- were an abomination in the sight of God.

YEah - because the slavery in 1800's America was mentioned in the Bible.

-Erin

Dinosaur FAIL

Posted at CARM on May 25th, 2010. Poster: North.

He made this comment in regards to something he said "dinosaurs couldn't have existed".

[North] no. thier mass and the spin of the earth would have made walking whale creatures immpossible

-Erin.

Evolution WIN!

Posted at CARM on May 24th, 2010. Atheist: Coke.

[ChristianH] Micro Evolution, right?
[R.E.] Define "micro evolution?"
[Coke] Where Horses don't give birth to dolphins.

BRILLIANT! LOL!

-Erin

Plague FAIL

Posted at CARM on May 24th, 2010. Christian: J

[NA]: I wonder if E. Coli will make it to heaven.

[J]: no, plagues wont make it

E-coli is a plague?

-Erin

Language FAIL

Posted at CARM on May 24th, 2010. Creationist: RD.

[RD] a.s.d.f do youknow why and how the 'speach gene ' only stayed with the Huminoid lines and with no other animals ?

Now...I don't actually know if there's a "speech gene". But...I'm inclined to believe that there isn't any more than there's a "cursing gene" or an "accent gene".

-Erin