Showing posts with label FAIL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FAIL. Show all posts

Monday, November 15, 2010

Fossil FAIL

Posted at CARM on November 11th, 2010. Creationist: C4

C4: YOU are the one guilty of 'scientism' blind one. You aren't even close to scientific truth. What are you going to do when geologists dig up a T-Rex out of 70 million yr old rock and it is discovered that it has a human in its belly?

That day is coming.


Oh is it now? Bwa ha ha ha!

-Erin

Friday, October 15, 2010

Star FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 14th, 2010. Creationist: Dad.

Here is a series of posts by Dad. Just...read and enjoy.

Stars will fall to earth. Says the bible. A third of them. How big could they be??

Mt 24:29 -Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
Re 6:13 -And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
Re 12:4 -And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth

how big could they really be if they fall to earth?

(In response to "you don't know what a star is): Why don't you tell us then, and give an example of one a million ly or more away?

If stars are composed of more than, or other than physical only material, your scenario is trashed. How many little demons falling to earth would boil the seas??

Someone responds. Here are Dad's replies to the post.

"Stars show distinctive gravitational effects, and we can look at their composition from a distance"

Example of these 'gravitational' effects? You guys are one piece of work, Hawking credits present gravity with no less than creation.

"Like our own sun, they are composed of a great amount of matter, much of it in a plasma state."

Let's see the evidence for that claim. Story telling.

"Both their mass and energy output can be measured quite well, and of course their distance with different tools."

great, so measure all that for Alpha Centauri.

"Even assuming a bare minimum in size - and with marble-mass stars i'm being incredibly intensely careful - you're talking about an incredible event. Actual stars of any size falling on earth is really not worth calculating, since any single one would destroy the planet many times over already."

False. Not if they are not physical.

Alrighty then. Chalk up Astronomy as another scientific discipline that most YEC's don't know JACK about.

-Erin

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Pwn FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 7th, 2010. Creationist: Eag.

She is displaying her misunderstanding and refusal to correct interpretation of the gamer word Pwn, or pwned (sometimes pwn3d).

Eag: Pawn is a legitimate spelling of pwn. Makes more sense too.

NO IT'S NOT! GAH! THE STUPIDITY!

-Erin

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Weather FAIL

Posted at CARM on OCtober 5th, 2010. Creationist: Sport.

Topic: the weather cycle and whether or not it requires prayer for it to rain/snow.

Atheist: we have a pretty good grip on the weather by now - no miracles involved.

Sport: oh really. start at the sub atomic particles in the sky and work up. you can also explain to me how the water evaporates and forms clouds. I'd like to hear this.

Didn't Mrs. Jones in the 3rd grade teach you about the water cycle?

-Erin

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Heredity FAIL

Posted at CARM on Sept 21st - 2010. Creationist: Fundy

Hereditary baggage is not evolution.

Yes...yes it is. Traits and heritable ones at that are VERY MUCH biological evolution.

-Erin

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Grand Canyon FAIL

Posted at CARM on August 4th, 2010. Creationist RB.

RB: The GC is just sedimentary rock anyways.

Me: Negative - there are igneous intrusions at the GC seen at the bottom of the canyon.

RB: Rock type is irrelevant. The processes are the same except for very hard or very soft.

So...it's irrelevantif formed through erosion of harder rocks into layers of softer material or if it formed through the volcanic eruption of magma onto the surface. Yeah - that sounds like the same processes to me.

-Erin

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Sex FAIL

Posted at CARM on August 7th, 2010. Creationist: SuperSport.

SuperSport: We tell our kids that God created them through our love.

RJ: However, when it comes to the actual biology of conception, I hope you go beyond that. Or don't you believe in sperm and egg either?

SuperSport: eh...the sperm and the egg aren't really important.

Oh really? No comment.

-Erin

Gay Marriage FAIL

Posted at CARM in the chat room. Creationist: B. Topic: same-sex marriage. Mountaineer_Elf is me.

[Bahama] Mountaineer_Elf then i am being discriminated because of my beliefs
[Mountaineer_Elf] bahama: lol!
[Mountaineer_Elf] I actually laughed out loud at that one!
[Mountaineer_Elf] that was good
[Bahama] in some sense its true
[Mountaineer_Elf] I'm gonna save it.
[Bahama] think about it
[Mountaineer_Elf] bahama in NO sense does some one in Connecticut marrying their same sex partner discriminate you because of your religion. ha ha ha
[Bahama] im being discriminated because i cant enforce my views on the public society in a democratic system to uphold laws

That's not descrimination, nerd. Democratic society means you don't have your right to FORCE your view. But you can have one. Nerd.

-Erin

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Cover-up FAIL

Posted at CARM on August 3rd, 2010. Creationist (?): Eag

This guy's thread is a DOOZY. There may be SEVERAL posts from him today here at the fail of the day.

All evolutionists are part of the cover up. It is not God they are covering up, it is ET's. That is the real reason behind the show between creationism and evolution. They are actually OK with the masses believing one or the other---but not this. Religion is also part of the coverup. That was the reason religion--mainly Judaism and subsequently Christianity and Islam--were invented--the old pagan Gods were ET's and the ancient texts and religions are alegories and factual depictions of our true origins.

That's right ladies and gents - the battle between the educated (evolution/modern science) and the Creationists (uneducated/Bronze Age "Science") is because we're trying to cover up our involvement with ET's. :) Phone home someone!

-Erin

Plate Tectonic FAIL

Posted at CARM on August 3rd, 2010. Creationist(?): Eag

Eag: They [the Sumerians] knew that the earth had broken crust as continents and gave a reason for it--a clash with another planet, which is the planet the gods were supposed to have been from.

So...we have plate tectonics not because of the mantle or crust but because of running into another planet, huh? .....

-Erin

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Homophobic FAIL

Supplied by Dan.

There are no homophobics here, go post your propaganda and nonsense elsewhere.

Please! No one fears homosexuals, people may be disgusted or pity their mental illness and lifestyles, but hardly fear them. Ever see a bunch of homosexuals in one of their parades???? PLEASE again, fear????

They look like a bunch of perverted clowns needing to be given a shot of Thorazine...

Methinks he doesn't know what homophobia actually means and that it doesn't JUST entail being afraid of catching the gay germs. *headdesk* Thanks Dan!

-Erin

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Great FAILS

Howdy all.

I've seen a couple of these - but if you haven't, you need to.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Thunderf00t

Especially check out the series called "Why We Laugh at Creationists"

-Erin

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Condensation FAIL

Posted at CARM on July 20th. Creationist DW.

Posted in response to his thread of "how many creatures have evolved in 500 years from leaving other species". THe question he is smart assing an answer (poorly) to is "how long are you allowing for this evolution to take place?"

I am always impressed when one feels the need to speak with such condensention, it is always very informative of who the speaker really is.


Nice. Water condensing on a surface due to evaporation has nothing to do with this conversation.

-Erin

Monday, July 5, 2010

Book FAIL

Posted at CARM on July 5th, 2010. Creationist: Bob.

Bob says that the Trinity isn't Biblical. I proved him wrong using only verses from the bible. When I confronted him, this is what he had to say:

[Mountaineer_Elf] Bob: I debunked oneness already.
[Bob] no you didnt
[Bob] you just copy and paste
[Mountaineer_Elf] Bob: I copy and pasted from the BIBLE
[Bob] elfy you didnt debunk anything at all, you just pasted some things from a book
[Mountaineer_Elf] bob: LMAO
[Mountaineer_Elf] from a book


Ha ha ha. The bible is just a book when it proves you wrong, eh?

-Erin

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

History FAIL

Posted in the chat room at CARM on June 30th, 2010. Creationist: Shot.

Paraphrased because his argument was retarded:
"You cannot prove history happened"


-Erin

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Reality FAIL

Posted at CARM on unknown date. Creationist Dad.

NX: Reality is God's Creation

Dad: False.


Huh?!

-Erin

Friday, June 18, 2010

Slavery FAIL

Posted at CARM on June 18th, 2010. Creationist: HE.

HE: American slavery, and Egypian Slavery -- were an abomination in the sight of God.


YEah - because the slavery in 1800's America was mentioned in the Bible.

-Erin

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Dinosaur FAIL

Posted at CARM on May 25th, 2010. Poster: North.

He made this comment in regards to something he said "dinosaurs couldn't have existed".

[North] no. thier mass and the spin of the earth would have made walking whale creatures immpossible


-Erin.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Plague FAIL

Posted at CARM on May 24th, 2010. Christian: J

[NA]: I wonder if E. Coli will make it to heaven.

[J]: no, plagues wont make it


E-coli is a plague?

-Erin

Language FAIL

Posted at CARM on May 24th, 2010. Creationist: RD.

[RD] a.s.d.f do youknow why and how the 'speach gene ' only stayed with the Huminoid lines and with no other animals ?

Now...I don't actually know if there's a "speech gene". But...I'm inclined to believe that there isn't any more than there's a "cursing gene" or an "accent gene".


-Erin