Rejection FAIL

Posted at CARM on unknown date. Creationist: CD. Supplied by ASDF.

you've amply shown that you reject truth whenever it gets in the way of your pet sin.

Like...oh, say off the top of my head...rejecting most of science because it doesn't have anything to do with a magical tree, talking snake, or a global flood? Yeah. WE reject truth.

-Erin

Protest FAIL

Posted at CARM on unknown date. Creationist: CD. Supplied by ASDF.

Actually, those who are overly forceful in their beliefs are those who protest too much.

Like, the Creationists protesting gay marriage? Or the Creationists protesting evolution taught in schools?

-Erin

Misunderstand FAIL

Posted at CARM on unknown date. Creationst: Dr.K. Supplied by ASDF.

It doesn't matter if we understand or misunderstand. Either way we reject it.

So...no matter what you're brainwashed? Ok...I understand.

-Erin

Sophistry!

Posted at CARM on unknown date. Creationist: 1TD. Quote supplied by A.S.D.F.

Beware of Satan's sophistry; he's a master at using logic against human beings to cause them to doubt the truth.

BEWARE OF THE SOPHISTRY of SATAN! He's a logic MASTER! And he's obviously around every corner. Paranoid much?

-Erin

Burying the Dead

Posted at CARM on Aug 29th, 2009. Creationist: win.

Original post:

If dinosaurs and humans lived together, how come we don't find their fossils side by side?

Win's comment:

Dinos don't bury their dead. Humans do. So, you will never find those fossils side by side.

BWA HA HA HA HA! I literally laughed out loud at that one!

-Erin

Understanding FAIL

Posted at CARM on August 4th, 2009. Creationist (I think, he pushes the Interrelation Theory): Win.

Win:

Our topic here is vetigial organs. I told you that those vestigial organs that were considered by ToE are not actually vestigials but defense mechanisms, that means, they protect something for something for survival.

Our ears and all parts of them are parts of defense mechanism, that means their function is to protect the life of the living organism agaisnt danger. If they could not hear, they will be easily target for preys...

Is that hard to understand?

Yeah, that's hard for me to understand. I can't quite put my finger on how the bones of our ears aren't vestigial bones from the jaw, they're there for defense against....against....

-Erin

Gender FAIL

Posted at CARM on July 9th, 2009. Creationist: Dr.K.

This response was made after someone said that homosexuals can't love, and Dr.K said that was a "beautiful post".

Normal person:

Beautiful in its degradation and sub-humanizing of homosexuals? You have a curious notion of beautiful.

Dr.K's response:

There are only two genders. To which gender do homosexuals belong?

Wow really? That's why I suppose we went to all the trouble of calling them gay men and lesbians. Ppft. Retarded.

-Erin