Tuesday, December 13, 2011

200th POST!

Creationist: Nouveau

He gets the prize for the 200th Fail of the Day! The odds were good that he'd be the one to do it. :)

Recap: Evolutionists can't explain bird migration. Why?

God tells the birds where to go. They follow instructions and arrive alive.

Yeah. He went there.

-Erin

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Grass FAIL

Posted at CARM on November 16th, 2011. Creationist: FormerlySaul

Cows will step over hay to get to grass, if left unmanipulated, cows eat grass yet produce milk, butter, cream etc and the greatest, a calf.. all from grass which has little if any nutritional value. Can you evo's explain how milk, butter, cream and yes even a calf are all created from just grass?

This guy doesn't know where babies come from - or that the byproduct of an animal doesn't have anything much to do with what they eat.

-Erin

Monday, October 31, 2011

Oral FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 30th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau.

OP made by another Creationist (Mustang47): (paraphrased)
Hey Darwinists, give me evidence for evolution and then tell me why I should believe it instead of the infallible word of God.

Nouveau:

It depends on what they call "science". Their oral traditions is blindness to observation.

There's nothing more believable that two people in a garden condemning humanity because someone ate some fruit when they got tricked by a talking snake.

-Erin

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Classification FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 27th, 2011. Creationist: Winner/Winfield

Scientist:
Are Chimps and Gorillas apes?

Winner/Winfield:
Apes in a sense that they had some similarities as we define apes.

Scientist:
Like what?

Winner/Winfield:
They had both feet, head, mouth, etc...

So...my friends cat: she's an ape. And so is my friends bird. And so is my brother. *facepalm*

-Erin

Astronomy FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 26th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau.

Nouveau is logging a LOT of hours on CARM...and he's fairly retarded when it comes to science. So...here's yet another example.

What does astrology or even astronomy do to explain a long necked giraffe.
Do these astrologers read stars and see that as adding info to the genome?

Yikes. This is in response to a rebuttal of their concept of Creation of a young universe 6,000 years ago...not evolution. Clearly. Good to know he still can't read.

-Erin

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

backbone FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 25th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau

Did apes have a backbone or did they have vertabrae?

Yup. He just asked that.

-Erin

Pottery FAIL

Posted at CARM on October 25th, 2011. Creationist: Nouveau

pottery has been around a long time. The early evos sacrificed to the gods of Molech. Firstborn stuffed into an urn or large pot and sacrificed. Today we have abortion from the evo movement. Pottery shows a history of false religions.

Umm...evolutionary science was around with the Phoenicians? Huh...didn't know that. And I didn't know pottery is evidence for a false religion. Tool.

-Erin