Glaciation FAIL

Posted on October 29th, 2012.

In response to someone mentioning glaciation events and the theory of the snowball earth:

Though to say that this controversial snowball earth existed before all know life forms? Your suggesting this snowball wiped out all life and then it started over again via evolution. Unless the earth was an asteroid flying threw space collecting frozen gas(basically becoming covered with ice) and then eventually being caught by our suns orbit/ and the ices melted forming gases and liquids? Those tropical glaciers would have to be composed of much more then water.

Yeah. The Earth was an asteroid flying through, wait, I'm sorry, THREW space.

This Creationist titled his thread "Evolution and Dinosaurs" and his or her opening post is entirely about questions regarding the Ice Age. No idea which Ice Age...just an Ice Age. His response to dinosaurs having nothing to do with the Ice Age:

I believe this big freeze may be the REAL reason the dinosaurs went extinct, and the primates finished off the rest of them. The asteroid theory is nonsense. I also beleive that the because of the earth's rotation, most of the earth's heat is drawn towards the equator. It is very unlikely the equator became frozen over solid. I'd say certain species survived(including the primates), and many specdies(like dinosaurs)became extinct whether it was lack of food, climate or they became prey.

Yeah. I'm thinking that this Creationist MIGHT think that all life existed at the same time. *sigh* The attempt to educate marches on.

-Erin

Water on Mars FAIL

Well, it's been far too long! Plenty of stupid Creationist nonsense has happened though, so I'm going to now have the time to post it for you all.

Posted at CARM on Sept 27th. Creationist: dad

Response to an article posted on the recent discover of stream evidence on Mars.

Yes, it is interesting to think how much water left the earth after the flood year! 

Facepalm.

-Erin

Platypus FAIL

Creationist: Twinc

Arguing for science: "Theory of evolution shows us that all animal life is related. Creationists deny it.

The fact that monotremes share mammalian, avian and reptilian characteristics is strong evidence that ToE is correct and is another nail in the coffin of creationism and "intelligent" design."

Twinc: this disproves rather than proves evolution - so everything evolved from the platypus,but what did the platypus evolve from?

headdesk

-Erin

Orbit FAIL

Creationist: Twinc (another geocentrist)

Scientist: how do geocentrists explain retrograde motion of the planets as they orbit the earth?

Twinc: it was done just to brunt the evolutionists,as also for the sun being created on the fourth day

Planet FAIL

Creationist: Strangelove

"The earth isn't a planet. Prove it. Prove to me that the earth wanders through space."

Painful, isn't it?

-Erin

200th POST!

Creationist: Nouveau

He gets the prize for the 200th Fail of the Day! The odds were good that he'd be the one to do it. :)

Recap: Evolutionists can't explain bird migration. Why?

God tells the birds where to go. They follow instructions and arrive alive.

Yeah. He went there.

-Erin

Grass FAIL

Posted at CARM on November 16th, 2011. Creationist: FormerlySaul

Cows will step over hay to get to grass, if left unmanipulated, cows eat grass yet produce milk, butter, cream etc and the greatest, a calf.. all from grass which has little if any nutritional value. Can you evo's explain how milk, butter, cream and yes even a calf are all created from just grass?

This guy doesn't know where babies come from - or that the byproduct of an animal doesn't have anything much to do with what they eat.

-Erin