Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Baby Hate FAIL

I think you forget that many evolutionists believe the baby is not alive until sometime after it's born. They call it a "zygote" which is another name for "worthless mass of biological material not worth saving by someone who hates babies."

Yeah. You're right - that's exactly what atheists think. Zygote is definitely not a scientific word for a cell that is formed when two gametes join from sexual reproduction. It means "kill me atheists".  *facepalm*

-Erin

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Modification FAIL


Original Creationist's comment:
So you are unable to furnish an observed example of a mutation creating a new relevant beneficial structrire

My response:
Maniraptoran arms modified into bird wings. You think evolution can do something that it can't. It's changes in EXISTING genetic materials. Why would you think a crocodile would grow a wing? That's not how evolution works. Why do you think evolution via a single mutation would give you a, as you say, "relevant beneficial structrire"? Is your comprehension of evolution so poor? No wonder you rant and rave against the evolution that lives in your mind - it IS quite silly compared to the real thing.

Another creationist's response:
bacteria don't have wings.

*sigh* 

Friday, February 15, 2013

Nature FAIL

evolution occurs only in biology. nature has nothing to do with it

Can't get much more wrong than that...

-Erin

Monday, February 11, 2013

Assumption FAIL

Wow. How sad "science" has become. And these folks have a problem with the Bible?? Evolution, the big-bang hoax, extra-terrestrials, etc. These bogus beliefs violate the most basic of scientific tenets - demonstrable and provable. Yet, in their arrogance, the scientific community puts forth hypotheses on what occurred billions of years ago as if they could possibly know. Just as the Bible says in Psalm 15 and Psalm 43 - "The fool has said in his heart, There is no God."

This assumes that all people that accept observable reality aren't religious - which is not correct. A lot of them are - they just don't see hoaxes, they see amazing handiwork of their God(s). *shrug*  But - a quote I saw last week sums it up: if you keep trying to put God in the spaces that science hasn't explained God will keep getting smaller and smaller...

-Erin

Understanding FAIL

Posted in response to article, "Rat-Size Ancestor Said to Link Man and Beast":

I came from my parents. They look a lot like me.

Yeah - clearly they were just referencing a single generation in this article. You understand evolution so well.

-Erin

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Another Ray Comfort FAIL

Sir Isaac Newton (the Father of Science) used the word "senseless" when speaking of atheism. After speaking with thousands who believe as you do, I have come to the conclusion that atheism is more than senseless. For example, how about you make me a hummingbird, from nothing? You had better make two, because you will need both male and female for them to be able to reproduce. You could start by making a tiny brain, matching eyes, a heart, a liver, two legs, and matching wings that flap faster than the eye can see. You will also need to put “life” into the bird, so that the inanimate machine you have made can think for itself and fly. Isn’t it true that you don’t have a clue where to begin? Yet, as an atheist, you believe (and so does Richard Dawkins) that nothing made it from nothing. That is both scientifically impossible and ludicrous. To be honest, I'm intellectually embarrassed to be of the same species as those who believe such things.

*Sigh*  What they don't know is that there isn't anyone that believes the things that creationists assume into evolution. 

-Erin

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Mercury FAIL

birds living in and around mercury act gay, scientists confirm.....vaccines have had mercury in them for decades and the number of vaccines is ever-increasing as the years pass; there's been an explosion of gay over the past 30 years. just coincidence in your mind? is this not worth testing? scientists screw around test all kinds of unnecessary crap -- why not this?

Can you believe that there's a group of people out there that still think you can catch homosexuality by touching a doorknob?

-Erin

Monday, February 4, 2013

Cancer FAIL

...the chemo probably zapped his immune system, which means he'll be helpless if the cancer comes back.

So wait - if our immune system goes down - we get cancer? Because our immune system can't fight it off? Wow.

-Erin


Vaccinations FAIL

First, when we’re born, Big Science puts us on a regiment of fake vaccinations; vaccinations which are highly toxic and probably result in all kinds of diseases like autism, adhd, and homosexuality and other disorders.

Yeah - he just said, "homosexuality" is caused by vaccinations, and it's a disease.  *headdesk*

-Erin

Smallpox FAIL

smallpox was cured by a small-town doctor who learned to rub cowpox scabs on sick patients.....all I'm saying is that it doesn't take a Ph.D for this.... a monkey could have learned to prevent smallpox.

I think a monkey could figure out that most things Creationists argue are only worth flinging.

-Erin

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Endurance FAIL

Endurance is built not inherited. In fact newborns can't run. Period.

The facepalm needed for this post would place your hand through your skull. Do not attempt.

-Erin

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Irony FAIL

So evolutionists are limited to their myths, legends and fairy tails and reject science and history.

Yeah. That's it...we're the ones with myth and legend.  lol

-Erin

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Figuring it Out WIN!

Though this Young Earth Creationist isn't putting themselves as the subject of this statement...I put him/her there.

Obviously, seriously deluded people think that those people who oppose them are seriously deluded. That goes without saying.

Yep. Goes without saying that people that thing the world is 10,000 years old, or less, are deluded. Yep. Goes without saying, though we've both said it. Twice.

-Erin

Atheist FAIL

Atheists as well have a personal awareness of God when they feel guilt for something wrong which they have done. When they rage against God in their fervour to prove him non-existent. It is said that the most ardent believers in God are the communist atheists who would get together in anti-God meetings to bolster one anothers non-belief in the face of the ever present and inescapable presence of God. 

Ummm...nope! 

-Erin

Those Words Just FAIL

A Christian has 100% proof because he has the faith of God, which the scripture describes as being the EVIDENCE of things not seen.

Wait - proof because of faith? Well...those two words don't mean the same thing. Evidence unseen? Well...then it's not evidence, is it? Hmm. I don't think those words mean what YOU think they mean.

-Erin

Calibre FAIL

"I don't need to know my science to take on a scientist of any calibre."

I don't spell-check the posts...that's how he/she left it.

-Erin

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Native American FAIL

Posted by SuperSport at CARM.

Sport: American's have never mass slaughtered innocents.

Response: My Apache great, great grandmother would beg to differ as her family was killed by Americans in the 1880s.

Sport's response: they (meaning indians in general) should have never started attacking people with their bows and arrows; they should have expected some sort of response, no? If they would have been smart they'd have learned to live/get along with the newcomers to help form better societies..of coruse they couldn't do that because they weren't Christians.......so instead many of them just attacked, as non-Christians tend to do. They had to learn the hard way that when you act like an animal, you often get treated like one.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Glaciation FAIL

Posted on October 29th, 2012.

In response to someone mentioning glaciation events and the theory of the snowball earth:

Though to say that this controversial snowball earth existed before all know life forms? Your suggesting this snowball wiped out all life and then it started over again via evolution. Unless the earth was an asteroid flying threw space collecting frozen gas(basically becoming covered with ice) and then eventually being caught by our suns orbit/ and the ices melted forming gases and liquids? Those tropical glaciers would have to be composed of much more then water.

Yeah. The Earth was an asteroid flying through, wait, I'm sorry, THREW space.

This Creationist titled his thread "Evolution and Dinosaurs" and his or her opening post is entirely about questions regarding the Ice Age. No idea which Ice Age...just an Ice Age. His response to dinosaurs having nothing to do with the Ice Age:

I believe this big freeze may be the REAL reason the dinosaurs went extinct, and the primates finished off the rest of them. The asteroid theory is nonsense. I also beleive that the because of the earth's rotation, most of the earth's heat is drawn towards the equator. It is very unlikely the equator became frozen over solid. I'd say certain species survived(including the primates), and many specdies(like dinosaurs)became extinct whether it was lack of food, climate or they became prey.

Yeah. I'm thinking that this Creationist MIGHT think that all life existed at the same time. *sigh* The attempt to educate marches on.

-Erin

Friday, September 28, 2012

Water on Mars FAIL

Well, it's been far too long! Plenty of stupid Creationist nonsense has happened though, so I'm going to now have the time to post it for you all.

Posted at CARM on Sept 27th. Creationist: dad

Response to an article posted on the recent discover of stream evidence on Mars.

Yes, it is interesting to think how much water left the earth after the flood year! 

Facepalm.

-Erin

Monday, January 9, 2012

Platypus FAIL

Creationist: Twinc

Arguing for science: "Theory of evolution shows us that all animal life is related. Creationists deny it.

The fact that monotremes share mammalian, avian and reptilian characteristics is strong evidence that ToE is correct and is another nail in the coffin of creationism and "intelligent" design."

Twinc: this disproves rather than proves evolution - so everything evolved from the platypus,but what did the platypus evolve from?

headdesk

-Erin